Weirdest Sex Toys In The World

The first one is the Fleshlight Alien while others are calling it the Fleshlight Na’vi in reference to Avatar. I don’t know about you but I think Marge Simpson would be a more appropriate name.



Next on the list is the 10 tongue simulator called Sqweel. That’s right, it simulates 10 tiny little tongues. Although very weird, a perfect gift for your lady friend. From what I’ve heard, it works like a charm although it is a bit on the loud side.



The German Andy Sex Doll is next on our list of weird sex toys. With this, dudes no longer have a need for women. Oh wait, somebody has to do the cooking, laundry, cleaning, etc. This Andy Doll can hold several sex positions, simulate breathing, has a pulse, and performs oral sex acts. One other interesting feature is that “she” won’t nag or talk back.



Next on the list is the Oral Satisfier. This one actually reminds me of some sort of creepy sea creature or a fat opera singer.



The next on the list is the Middle Finger Vibrator, it will literally fcuk you.



The very cute Octopussy. This one looks very innocent but I would keep it away from the kids.